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Americans who pay no federal income tax because they are at an income level that is below the tax line (after deductions and credits).
Who are these lucky ducky? They are the beneficiaries of tax policies that have expanded the personal exemption and standard deduction and targeted certain voter groups by introducing a welter of tax credits for things like child care and education. When these escape hatches are figured against income, the result is either a zero liability or a liability that represents a tiny percentage of income. - Wall Street Journal
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when one takes a shit and because they are extremely lucky they realize they don't have to wipe.
oh sweet, i wiped and their is no shit on the tissue.
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Someone who has an Emo Fringe, and waves it about a bit.
Lucky Ducky has an Emo Fringe but is not actually Emo himself... :O
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A lucky dog who brings joy and love.
She just won 20 million dollars!
Well you do know, she rubbed the Lucky Ducky Dogs belly.
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Lucky-duckies control slaves and prostitutes, and they can seduce anyone into anything.
Are You A Slave, Prostitute or Possibly A Lucky-Ducky?
A slave is a full-time employee working for one business entity. A prostitute is a contracted worker servicing multiple business entities simultaneously. Slaves and prostitutes are servers singing for their suppers, serving the lucky-duckies.
How does one become a slave, prostitute or lucky-ducky?
Slaves, prostitutes and lucky-duckies are born into it. More often than not, slaves and prostitutes are married with mouths to feed, mortgages to pay, thus financial obligations that make them do uncomfortable things like get their knees dirty. Slaves and prostitutes typically aren’t the prettiest, tallest or cleverest. Where slaves and prostitutes lack the ability to seduce anyone into anything, lucky-duckies excel in this domain. This allows the lucky-duckies to control slaves and prostitutes, and create autocatalytic reactions to collect money and power.
Lucky-Duckies drive Ferraris, have houses, pretty mates and lots of money.