Lucy Mettler

A Lucy Mettler is a preppy, South Carolinian. That sounds kinda shallow and you might think of Lucy Mettler as a basic, blonde stereotype but she is so much more! She is a total bitch that you can have the best convo with, she'll give you advice and make you feel like absolute shit after but you'll get clarity. When you think of Lucy, you think of a basic shit with no sense of music and only wears brandy but she has the best possible music taste. It goes from edgy and dark to wasn't this in a musical once? She's preppy in the best way and looks good in whatever she wears. You may be intimidated at first but once you break through the pretty and bitchy front, you'll see that she's the sweetest person who HAS VALID OPINIONS AND MAKES PEOPLE MAD BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY AND HAS A PERSONALITY COUGH COUGH. She might not always be the loudest in the room, but her presence is always known. Hoes be mad cuz she be giving them competition, like yeah she's got a better personality than you stfu. If you have a Lucy Mettler in your life, make sure to appreciate how sweet, insightful, and crazy she is. And take in the man cologne she wears cuz that shit is good as. Lucy Mettler is someone you want to know and want to have as your friend so be grateful always! #foenem

"Who's that goddess over there?!"
"Lucy Mettler!"