luke wolfe

If you know a Luke Wolfe consider yourself lucky. This guy has two humongous yoga balls hanging from his fat shaft. He fears nothing and can climb on walls. If Batman and Chris Hemsworth had a baby together, it would be a Luke Wolfe. It is rumored that Luke Wolfe created the 360 no scope.

Dude: Oh my, look at that massive hot air balloon!

Other Dude: No dude, that's Luke Wolfe's left nut!