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To kick the ball as far away from your goal line when under intense pressure from the opposition
Luke it John Luke it (Ya bollox)
To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.
Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.
If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.
An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke
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Luke is a guy who is tired of people coming up to him and saying "Luke, I am your father" but other than that Luke's are very out going guys who are always willing to lend a hand. They are athletic, good looking guys that every girl would kill to date. They are friendly and will do anything they possibly can to help someone out.
Some guy: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: Dude, stop saying that!
Some girl: I would totally marry Luke!
Other girl: I would change our last name to skywalker!
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Anyone else whose name is Luke just reading this to see what people say about your name?
Bro 1: bro search up your name
Bro 2: *types in Luke
Bro 1: what does it say?
Bro 2: yeah it’s a cool name
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Someone who struggles to express how he really feels. He often ruins things without thinking about what he is saying and immediately regrets it but always tries to apologize afterwards. Luke always tries hard to fit in and it doesn't always work and will change his personality depending on who he is surrounded by. Although, a Luke has many friends but still somehow feels lonely. He has one special person in his life who means everything to him and breaks him apart when they ignore him which happens often if he messes up. A Luke has a loud and contagious laugh along with a great sense of humor and usually uses sarcastic comments to ruin a serious moment. He can get very self conscious about himself and beats himself up over small things. He overthinks situations and sometimes finds it hard to show the people he cares about that he is grateful for them. He will stay up to text you all night and listen to your problems but sometimes might fall asleep. A Luke is a perfect friend and turns to sad music and chocolate when he is upset.
person 1: Did you hear about what Luke said?
person 2: Yeah, sometimes he says things before he thinks.
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A truly amazing person. Luke's are usually nice, caring, an amazing friend, and a great person to know. He is scared of having a girlfriend because he thinks he isn't good enough or thinks he might mess things up in a relationship. A Luke is someone you would want to have in your life for a long time. His greatness may rub off on you. Everyone thinks he is cute but he doesn't think so. He usually tends to like the girls that aren't the popular ones, although some of the popular girls think hes cute. A lovable person
Doesn't he look like a Luke?
Oh definitely!
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A person who will always be there for you no matter what, who's loveing, careing, cute, protective, smart, ect. who would do anything for you, who'd give you whatever you want. Luke is someone that will make you smile and laugh even when your not in the mood. Hes out going, & can be shy at first but doesnt really show it then becomes his complete self around you once your around a while, and you'll love it when he becomes him self. He'll do anything you wanna do even if he doesnt like doing it, he'll do it cause it makes you happy and he loves seeing a smile on your face, he can get an attitude and sometimes think that hes not wrong but in the end he realizes what he did and he says sorry in the best way that he can and wont stop till you know hes sorry. His blue eyes make you lose yourself when you look into them, their like WOW.! his smile is georgeouse and youd wanna do anything you can to keep that smile on his face, he is an amazing boyfriend and awesome friend to, if you have a luke make sure to hold on tightly and never let go cause a luke is the bestest thing anyone can ask for & deserves the best.
someone- Whos that awesome, amazing, cool blued eyed cutie with the awesome smile
you- that'd be luke (:
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