Lumbar loon

A pish in a popular mobile game called clash royale. Normally used by a gay human who will clearly never feel the touch of a human( your uncle doesn't count) . He most likely still lives in his mothers basement, and will remain there till the end of his days

Gary: Hey tom i crushed u with thaf lumbar loon push haha, u suck

Tom: is that your uncle back there? And y does he have an ominously sticky looking sock