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(n.) One who undertakes the menial occupation of serving lunch to minors in school and is generally unattractive and/or hairy. The food served is generally subpar and may or may not contain the pubic hair of other "lunch ladies." Due to the overall degradation of this occupation, all minors whose mothers are "lunch ladies" are embarrassed and must endure all sorts of ridicule from fellow students. Also commonly referred to as one's "bitch."
Shut up, your mom serves me food; I mean, she's the lunch lady for fuck's sake.
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Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.
Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???
I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
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The reciver/giver of many body shots
the lunch lady serves all!
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Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.
Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???
I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
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a sexual position that works like this, you lay on the bed and your partner leaves to the kitchen, makes you a samich, comes back and feeds it to you.
Hey baby lets do The Lunch Lady tonight ;)
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Midday stippers, that are not qualified to be dancing during the "prime time" hours of the evening.
"Man those were some nastay ass lunch ladies up in there, i think one was pregnant!"
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When you creampie a girl doggystyle, then she squeezes it out and it plops onto the soles of her feet underneath her, like when the lunch lady slaps a scoop of food on your tray, therefore making her the Lunch Lady
Eddy: “Hey, did you hear Jake made Amber a lunch lady the other night?”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”