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Lynn, Ma

The limerick "Lynn Lynn, City of Sin, You never go out the way you came in" is used facetiously to describe this city. City officials have long tried to improve it’s image and reputation with little to no success.
In 1993 they tried a new slogan… "Lynn, Lynn, City of Firsts!" Unfortunately Lynn wasn’t really the “first” to do much of anything. In fact one of the things claimed to have happened “first” in Lynn later was proved to be wrong. It was long believed in this city that Lynn had held the first baseball game under artificial light. It turns out that distinction goes to Ft. Wayne, Indiana
One distinction Lynn does have for being the “first” is in October, 1942 the General Electric Company (G.E.) successfully built two jet engines which were used to power an aircraft, the Bell XP-59A Airacomet, thus launching the United States into the Jet Age!
Youth gangs have lately taken a strong hold on the city and it’s becoming as bad as anywhere on the west coast. Many people who can afford to leave have done so. The economy is currently so bad that every teacher in the city voted to work a day without pay so layoffs would not be immediately necessary.
One project they have recently finished has become a huge success and does some good every day it exists. They recently demolished and rebuilt a football stadium. Manning Field is its name and every visiting team and their families are simply blown away when they come here. It is state of the art in every way. Money well spent! It gives the sporting youths a first class facility to compete in and be proud of. The place is always booked and always full. There are nothing but positive things happening there.
I can't think of a better improvement the city has ever made. Getting kids involved in sports at an early age surely helps build character and hopefully keeps them away from drugs when they hit their teens

Lynn Lynn, City of Sin, You never go out the way you came in (Lynn, Ma)

by hang3xc March 6, 2009

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lynn ma

Lynn aka sin city. It's a shitty city where everyone thinks they're cool. Schools are horrible and it's rare to see someone who doesn't do drugs. If you aren't wearing Jordan's then you're not considered cool. People love to gossip. It's where you can find a shit load of Dominicans. It's a horrible city don't ever go there.

"Where are you from"
"Lynn ma"
"Isn't that the sin city?"

by crappyasspeople September 11, 2013

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lynn, ma

Lynn aka sin city. It's a shitty city where everyone thinks they're cool. Schools are horrible so aren't the people who live there. If you're in the working class or a vet, never go here. Spouses cheating never hurt anyone I guess, ask the white broads cheatin working for the city

"hey this white girl working for lynn, ma wants to cheat with my young huge c*ck!"

by deathdouspaertrtrtrt January 16, 2024