lynn mercury

Main character in the best fan fiction, game theory. Lynn Mercury is your daring, feminist, idealist who only wants to get into the Portland thorns. So when the chance arises to ditch her home for the opportunity to go pro, leaving behind her UCLA soccer team and her persuasive ex-fling, Lynn takes off to London and quickly falls into routine with seventeen boys, a sexually active roommate, and a coach that could easily make David Beckham feel insecure.

“Who’s your favorite character from game theory?”
“Lynn Mercury, she’s a goddess!”