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Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.
Called magpies because if they have gotten it once, they'll expect it again, and again, regardless of who it is.
Person 1 : Yeah, so anyway, me and this chick...
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, fuck off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you fucking mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc
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An Australian bird that turns into a swooping cunt when spring and summer come around.
Person-to-person
"why is your ear bleeding?"
" a magpie swooped me"
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a person who takes your problem, issue , or situation, and owns it as theirs.
This person turns it to somehow affecting them, and will broadcast it as widely as required in order to get the desired level of sympathy. A magpie will even sacrifice friendships to maintain her/his position.
person 1: have you heard about Jane and Sally losing their cat?
person 2: yeah, and Anna loved that cat but Jane and Sally didn't tell her, she has to find out from Bob.
person 1: Oh Anna is being such a magpie...
person 2: well, they should've told her!
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1. One who never shuts up, and snitches on others.
Jim Harris was a magpie, when he found out his sister was drunk, he told his parents.
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Somebody who talks like a bird and doesn't shut up! They tend to talk fast and loud!!! They also are hard to understand, due to the fact that the sound that comes from their voicebox is more or less like a Raven!!
"My sister went into a magpie mode when I confronted her on inpersonating me when she was stopped by a peace officer while being under the influence of narcotics and having warrants out for her arrest"
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When a chick won't shut up during sex, you spread her arms on the bed so she can't move and you shove your dick down her throat until she stops talking.
Hey, how was your night last night?
Pretty good, although my girl wouldn't shut up so I gave her a magpie.
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A sexual act in which a man creates a creampie inside of another mans rectum, then slurps the creampie out and snowball/babybird/spits it into the receiving man's mouth.
Things became very awkward once Brent asked Jamie if he would magpie him later.
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