man phone

A phone designed for a real man. It must be:
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion

Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*

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Spider-man Edition Phone

When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.

MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."

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Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

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