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National napping day. The perfect excuse to nap all day long.
Person #1 : “Let’s get to work.”
Person #2 : “No way! It’s March 11th, National napping day! See you tomorrow.”
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Born on this day means your the sexiest person alive
“ I was born in March 11th so suck my ass I’m sexy af”
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March 11th is National ask girl out day
Jerry: are you gonna ask out Jess
Jim: no why
Jerry: bc it’s March 11th ask a girl out day
March 11th is National Buy-A-TouHou-Fumo Day because Ze-0 said so
"its March 11th"
"So from where do we buy it ?"
"eBay."
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11th march is national sex day
“what is the meaning of the 11th march?” “oh today is national sex day”
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National give your girlfriend your hoodie day.
On March 11th, you will pick a hoodie and give it to your girlfriend. Your girlfriend will keep that hoodie as long as she wants.
National give your girlfriend your hoodie day
Give your girlfriend any one of your sweaters and she decides when to give it back on March 11th