Dude today is May 17th go give the birthday dirk a gift
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May 17th is an National ketchup day!! Let's eat some ketchup!!
On ketchup day we eat as much ketchup as we want
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National give head to every gender you see
Hey bro itβs May 17th I call getting head first
Hey this girl showed me dem titties cos its May 17th
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Ay, dude Happy birthday itβs may 17th!
So?
Itβs Norwayβs national day
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International f*ck u day !
Itβs okay to be a hater on this day
if this day was a song it would b I hate you by sza
God I hate the 17th
Exemple: itβs may 17th, I hate you !
National soapy b00b picture day
On may 17th every girl should send a male a soapy tit picture
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