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If you were born on May 3rd then U the best cutie ever! You friends better learn to keep u around because you the best supportive friend ever, NO CAP! This is the best day periot boo! You a spring baby and u cute asf, so own it you shy bish!
“Oh yeah her/him, they really cool and they listen to everything!”
“Duh! They were born on May 3rd , ur slow bruh.”
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John : guess what today is
Clare : May 3rd??
John : yes, but it is also hug your crush day
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May 3rd is not only the luckiest day to be born but its also national thigh day meaning the person born on this day can have a free thigh pillow by whoever they chose
May 3rd is National punch a idiot day, similar to national kick a thot day
Person 1: person 2 do you know what day it is?
Person 2: no
Person 1: it’s May 3rd, national punch a idiot day
Person 2: please no
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National text yo ex day and not feel
Guilty about it
Rachel: is today may 3rd?
Heather: yes bitch text yo ex rq and see what’s up
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National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.
It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.
National hickey day
National grab an ass day
Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd
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