May 5th

Whip out ur titty day

On the special day a boy gets one use of this and whoever he sends it to HAS to do it.

Chad: hey Jessica it’s may 5th u know wat that mean

Jessica: wat does it mean?

Chad: whip out ur tittys

Jessica: ugh fine only because it’s this special day

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May 5th

My birthday but also twerk on your friend day and the can not resist

Person 1: It’s may 5th Its my birthday bitches
Person 2: ight so twerk

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May 5th

AKA Cinco de Mayo.
The day of emense party in Mexico and anywhere else that wants a good time.

"Whats today?"
"May 5th, why?"
"PAR-TAY"

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May 5th

May 5th is the day you hit someone medium-sized. A medium-sized person can be any height, but the inches in their height has to be ‘5.

Person 1: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s May 5th, hit medium people day!

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May 5th

National ask your crush for his/her hoodie day... they must give it to you❤️

Girl: can I have your hoodie it’s may 5th
Boy: what’s may 5th?
Girl: national ask your crush for there hoodie day

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May 5th

What alot of ignorant people call Mexican independence day but in reality mexico's independence day is sept 16

Aka 5 de mayo
Don't let a Mexican hear you say may 5th is mexico's independence day cuz they'll kick ur ass

Ignorante person: viva México today is may 5th which is mexicos independence day

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May 5th

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

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