MEGALODOUCHE

A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.

If you thought Chet was a douchecanoe, wait until you meet his older brother Brad. He's a fucking Megalodouche.