Mew

The genetic ancestor of all Pokemon. A floating pink cat-like creature. Mewtwo was created using DNA extracted from Mew's fossilized eyebrow. The leader of Team Rocket, known as Giovanni, was not satisfied with a mere clone of Mew, and instead insisted that a "superclone" be made by tinkering with Mew's DNA.

It was the last mistake he ever made.

Mew was retconned on September 28th, 2006, with the release of Pokemon Diamond and Pokemon Pearl in Japan, and with it the introduction of Arceus, the "God of all Pokemon." This created a conundrum of sorts, as it is explicitly stated that Mew's DNA can be found in the DNA of ALL POKEMON, yet Arceus was said to have existed before the universe itself began. Apparently, those continuity checkers at Nintendo didn't do such a great job, eh?

"Mew!" -Mew

"That is Mew, the rarest of all Pokemon. From its DNA we created you, Mewtwo."

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Cat-Like and sweet Pink Pokemon.

Sound that cat Make.

Furry happiness Sound.

Thats so sweet *Mewww*

*Mew happily*

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Great danish pop band. Started out on their own record label,Evil Office, but are now signed with Sony.
Known for their beautiful and thoughtful lyrics, and really sweet sound.
They usually call their fans "frengers" wich means people that are "not quite friends, not quite strangers".
This also gave name to their first album released with Sony, "Frengers".

"I heard this danish band yesterday.. Mew.. they're music is painfully beautiful."

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The best damn pokemon in existence. Pink, compact and rather adorable, this pokemon is the only reason why anyone still plays the game. He's a master of mind-games and being one of the hardest Pokemon to catch (which 1is worth it because he can use any move!)

OMG! It's aboutntime Nintendo frickin' made a frickin' Mew Event *in America!*

I know, Japan gets *everything!*

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Mew means you want someone to fuck you against the wall all night long.
Usually said in group chats and when no one really knows what it means

*in chat with someone*
"(some kind of funny thing)"

"Omg! That is hilarious! XD"

*five minutes later*
"Mew"

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Past tense of "mow."

Person 1: "Will you mow the lawn?"
Person 2: "No, I already mew it."

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physics term, its actually the frictional force divided by the normal force. seriously.. the coefficient of friction

goddamn i can't figure out the mew of this sliding block on a surface with goddamn friction

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