mh370

The largest item to win Hide and Seek: 2014 in its weight category.

ANON1: Dude, have you seen Jeromy yet?
ANON2: No, Jeromy is sure playing it like MH370.

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MH370

Losing something you can't find like the MH370 plane that's somewhere in this world.

"I had a pen but then it went all MH370 on me and now I can't find it"

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MH370

When you masturbate and, upon ejaculation, lose track of some of the fluid so that you either can't find it and give up, or it appears later in a completely surprising location.

Me: So I was jacking off last night, but I had an MH370 and I'm not sure where some of the jizz went...
Them: Did you give up looking for it?
Me: No, I found it a few hours later on the other side of my room...

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MH370

the topic that made someone not accepted in two countries

guy: eh u know ah the Singapore comedian made a joke abt mh370 and lost her citizenship
guy b: seriously ah damn

MH370

Short for Malaysia Airlines flight 370, a missing Boeing 777 aircraft, which vanished after deviating off course and flying to a spot in the ocean between Perth, Australia, and Madagascar.

(Mh370 because MH is Malaysia Airlines 2-letter IATA identifier code)

"Yo, did you here about MH370?"