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My worst fear is waking up one day with a 2 inch micropenis
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A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.
My penis is under 6cm in erect im 18 years old i have a micropenis.
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an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small penis. Also called microphallus.
Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!
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A medical condition where a males penis is exceedingly small, normally under two inches while erect. Multiple men who have micropenis' are extremely self conscious about it as it is something that many people will make fun of and use as an insult.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.
Kiersten : Hurry up, get it out already. You only have paid for 25 minutes
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*
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A penis so fucking small that when your girl pulls her pants down her dick is bigger than yours ( if so she's likely a guy so that's a problem but not problem # 1 cause that's your dick size if you've got a micropenis and the good thing is that you managed to get a girlfriend when you have a micropenis so congrats)
Dude did you see James's dick in the locker room? He had a micropenis! He was bein a fuckin idiot and was running around the locker room in his boxers and they fell down to his ankles!
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A condition where one has a tiny penis, under 3 inches in length.
Jess: Do you want to have sex?
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!
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A Micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.
Despite having a micropenis, Harry kept his head up high.