MIL-TDD-41P

1. (literal) Make it like the damn drawing for once PLEASE!!!!!
2. An appeal to have the results be what was proposed

All I ask when I am putting together my kids toys is that the toy goes together like the instructions; Can you please MIL-TDD-41P?
I ordered this cool gadget online, but when it arrived I was disappointed; Why can't they MIL-TDD-41P?