MLR

Primarily known by his stage name Majin dboy, "Madge-Lee-Rice" has certainly crossed the paths of many a lady while on the razz in the early hours of the morning in Northern Ireland. Ripping apart the local nightlife with his slick tongue and average looks, he uses Belfast's Limelight as his primary form of allurement where he hookz 'em and cookz 'em.
After failing a BMI test for being clinically obese, MLR underwent plastic surgery to resemble Colin Farrel but it was a disaster and he now gets mistaken for Jonah Hill.
In 2009, Madge-Lee-Rice exclusively rampaged his way to legend status making him the biggest quarter nigerian bastard of all time.

LK: "I've never hated him, it's just that I wasn't very fond of him especially after he was big creep to me and my sister..."
Macca: "What the hell are you talking about LK? You told me that you have always thought MLR was a gigantic cunt!"
MLR: "How about you both go fuck yourselves, and Macca, while your at it, rub sum cocaine on your gums you fucking whore."

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MLR

An “MLR” is an individual that struggles with the main steps in their average human life.

The Abbreviation MLR means;

Major League Retard.

This can be used against super gay individuals.

“Lauren is A Major League Retard”

“Gosh that’s a MLR moment”

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MLR

Major League Ratchet (n, adj). When something or someone is beyond a normal or commonly seen level of ratchet.

Derived from a line in the Knoc-turn'al song "The Way I Am": You minor, I'm major league.

"The parents getting arrested at Chuck-E-Cheese are being MLR right now."

"Michael's girlfriend cheated on him with his brother. That was some MLR behavior"

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MLR

My Life Rocks - there has been too many FMLs ("fuck my life"s) on social networking sites that some people have started to use MLR to balance out the negativity with positive social thought patterns.

"Dude, I totally aced that paper - plus I worked only a couple hours on it - MLR!" as opposed to "Oh, I worked 3 hours on a paper, received an A but all my friends think I'm boasting now, FML"

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MLR

Mid Load Regret. when you haven't even finished cumming when you are thinking of ways to leave the girl.

I started to come and felt MLR and justed wanted to get out of there...or at least I was wondering what's on TV

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M270 MLRS

A mobile rocket launcher used by the US military to compliment howitzer artillery fire, the MLRS (Multiple Launching Rocket System) can fire 12 M270 missiles in under 60 seconds.

Suddenly the area was quiet, then the insurgents heard the scream of 12 M270 missiles coming towards them.

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MLRS

The text word for My Lips Are Sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.

also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

3) I promise i won't tell, MLRS

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