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A large, fluffy, teddybear. Lives in Hawaii. Often grumpy.
Did you see the wild Moku? He was HUGE!
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When an individual of a society comes within 10 miles radius of Moksh Dhawan, the member faces numerous ejaculations and orgasms, which leads them to possibly die due to excessive reduction of potassium, phosphorus, and water. This always leads to rising heart rates, sweaty palms, dilated pupils and possible fainting.
This can be cured by ejaculating to Moksh Dhawan's pictures between 12-3 A.M. for 1 month (31 days, 32 for good luck) without fail. This exercise allows you to develop immunity to the hotness which is Moksh Dhawan.
Lad 1: I was walking down the street the other day and saw Moksh Dhawan
Lad 2: What happened then?
Lad 1: My pants got wet, and then I realised I am suffering from Moku Syndrome.
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When a student is so done with the teacher in online classes that he or she leaves, showing the text "leaving" in Microsoft teams
-This teacher is so stupid I'm done...
-Me too
Moku leaving
A level of acceptance and agreement which crosses the 100% assuring mark. An approval which has enough power to turn right to wrong, fact into false and the truth into the lie. When Moksh Dhawan approves a certain statement, thought, or manner, it can never be considered to be wrong.
Speaker 1: The fire is very cold
Audience Member 1: That. is not possible
Speaker 1: You may think that, but this statement is Moku Approved
ALL AUDIENCE: YES! Fire is COLD!
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A stomach virus or food poisoning.
I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?