Molested

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.

David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...

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Molested

Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.

Did you get molested?

No.

I got molested.

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Molestation

A station for moles to vibe and chill without consequence

Mole #1: yo ima head down to the molestation.
Mole #2: Mk
Mole #3: penis

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molester

someone who subjects others to unwanted or improper sexual activities

"Is my husband a child molester?"

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molest

to touch without permission

dude did you even ASK that dog if you could pet it? It's really uncool to molest things

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Molest

assault or abuse (a person, especially a woman or child) sexually.

Molest~To sit next to a 7 year old girls bed and start grabbing at her chest and touching her in places without permission.

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Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.

1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"

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