Monogamous

A relationship of trust where a partner is dedicated to another single partner, or at least apparently to the extent of being in the same zip code, or how bored some losers who can't control themselves get.

Annika's boyfriend wasn't good at being monogamous, but his attempts to cheat weren't too spectacular either.

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Monogamize

Verb- to end the relationship in order to serve the needs of a monogamous relationship.

Especially in the case of a new monogamous relationship.

Commonly perpetrated by fake poly people.

We used to be best friends, but his girlfriend doesn't let him talk to me. I can't believe I just got monogamized by someone I've known for 5 years!

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monogamous

The act of being committed to only one sexual partner.

Once the married MILF saw the handsome former coach, she knew she didn't want be monogamous with her husband anymore. She went with him to the no-tell motel and they fucked for hours. The coach taught her so many new things, like the Cleveland Steamer and the Oral Rottenbacher. She couldn't get enough of his schlawg, and sucked it dry.

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monogamous

The condition of only playing one game or one genre.

"He won't play anything but Half-Life, he's such a monogamous wierdo."

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monogame

How people incorrectly spell, "monogamy."

Hey bro, my gf is totally into monogame! Taht is so teh n00bage!

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monogamate

The person you are currently having a monogamous relationship with, with no desire to stray.

Peter is more than my boyfriend. He is my monogamate.

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monogame

An exclusive relationship.

All I want is a friend with benefits. Forget monogames.

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