Moo Slapped

Used within the outlaw motorcycle riding community to describe the action of a biker getting struck violently by his female companions severly saggy breasts. As every bikers old lady has dangerously saggy udders, this is a very common cause of facial and head injuries within this group.

Damn Snake! Po Po beat your ass or what? Your face is all fucked up! No man, my old lady Candy was riding on top last night when I raised my head up to see how she was doing and I got MOO SLAPPED upside my head.

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