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someone who likes sherbet in Sprite
If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"
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The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.
Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?
Me: I'm 14!
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A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.
"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."
"Well, I'm a Mormon"
"Okay... bye!"
"Works every time!"
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The annoying cousin in Christianity
Christian 1: "How was your day?"
Any Christian who isn't Mormon: "I hung out with a Mormon"
Christian 1: "So a long one eh"
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The slang term used to refer to members of the LDS religion.
I gave the nice Mormon missionaries cookies, and then told them to go away.
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(n.) a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. The largest church to be established in America, therefore known as the "American Religion", it is a world wide church with over 13 million members across the globe. "Mormonism" is a branch of Christianity, and consider the Holy Bible and the Book of Mormon to be it's primary religious texts. The LDS (or Mormon) church is centered around the family unit, and it's purpose is to help people to return to a Heaven and a Heavenly Father there who created all of humanity, to leave for eternity with their families and at God's side. This is achieved by following the teachings of Heavenly Father (God), which were taught by Jesus Christ, the prophets of Biblical times, and the prophets of the LDS church in these latter days.
The LDS church is most commonly known for it's high moral code, which includes:
-Honoring the laws of the land
-No consumption of alcohol, tobacco, tea, coffee, or anything that takes away the agency (the greatest gift of God to his children) of man on this Earth. (these are believed to take away your agency because they are addictive)
-Complete sexual chastity until marriage, including any sexual behaviors such as pornography, masturbation, and sexual contact.
-Protection of your body as a holy temple, which includes abstaining from any illegal drug use, tattoos, more than 1 set of ear piercings for women, dressing modestly, and not consuming alcohol, tobacco, coffee or tea.
Do you want to know what Mormon's actually believe in, not rumors and myths? Go to mormon.org for the answers!
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A member of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints...who subscribe to the teachings of the Bible and to the Book of Mormon.
Extremely cheerie and outgoing, very very adament about converting people, but generally kind and nice people.
"Oh crap, here comes some mormon missionaries!"
"Yeah but I feel bad hiding cause they are so nice!"
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