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the worst time of day, mostly described as the time you have to wake up to get to your piece of shit job or the time of day when your passed out on a stranger's house.
dude 1: "yo u totally crashed on my couch last night"
dude 2: "sorry i just found out this morning"
dude 1: "dude u fucked my sister"
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I always say morning instead of good morning because if it were a good morning, I would be fishing.
“Morning Carmen, but not good morning. Never got to go fishing today.”
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good morning, its time to fuck your girlfriend :D
"Oh shit, I forgot to fuck my girlfriend this morning"
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A friendly morning greeting used all over the world. Same as top of the morning, but it's just in the morning. Usually used around 9 or 10 am.
John: In the morning Adam!
Adam: In the morning John!
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An utterly beautiful human being. Handsome, loving, caring. Morné has a kind-hearted soul that is reflected in everything that he does.
He has a way of brightening your day with his positive outlook towards life and all that it represents.
That said, do not understimate him in the bedroom.
(gentleman), (sexgod), (Morne)
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This morning ..
Confirmed ..
Why even bother keep writing now I know you speak total shit?
This morning
Just like every other
Hope your evening was just as deep ..
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