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Hottest man since humans existed, Best person to ever meet, a true genuine athlete, a ladies man, not a player, so devoted to finding himself and being successful, he never lets anything get in his way, best fighter ever, really sweet, very intellectual, amazing lover, has a very big penis, such a beast, loves werewolfs, team player, very outgoing. Just perfect
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N. Scrub
Adj. Scrubbish
V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one's penis.
N. Dude, that kid can't even catch the ball.. what a Morris.
Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober.
V. Dude, he Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic.
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Morris- An aesthetic of attitude, behavior, comportment, appearance, style and Zeitgeist.Having the quality of being good or wholesome.
E.g.
1. Getting laid by chicks is soooooo morris.
2."God, Hitman is morris to the max."
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To morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some way off the truth
Also known as a greenall
Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do
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A man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't belong to him.
Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be a Morris.
Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??
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To tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment)
I thought I was gonna kick his ass, but he morrised me and I totally scored with that chick.
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An ass of epic standings. An ass that makes crowds turn, women cry tears of jealousy and men jizz in their pants. A supreme mixture of all that is wanted in a woman's ass.
Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was up and out of my seat following her in a daze.
Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.
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