mullet

Pronounced "MUHL LET"

A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:

Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet

"My hobies are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy)." - Guy with a giant mullet

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mullet

Also known as Business in the front, Party in the back. May also be called a Tennesee Waterfall. Rarely spotted in the wild, there are several specimens to be found captive in trailer parks.

"Yeehaw! That's the biggest mullet I've ever seen!"

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mullet

well, there are three known people who save the world and have a mullet.
-solid snake
-captain planet
- and, macgyver.

richard dean anderson is the man. he saves the world and has a mullet. he doesnt have it now, but he saves the world anyways in stargate sg-1.

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mullet

What Emos' have,only backwards.

"Woah,look at the emo kids' reverse mullet!"

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mullet

A hairstyle that is short in the front and long in the back.
Also know as the hockey haircut.
Often associated with people named Billy Bob.

Hey, cut your mullet Billy Bob!

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mullet

A hairstyle: the front is cut trim, but the back is left long and wild.

Can only be pulled off by people with the confidence to be anachronistic. It keeps the hair out of your eyes, but you can still head-bang and enjoy the freedom of long hair.

It's fucking awesome. I don't even care if you fags (see: sp) don't like it, or if you ignorantly associate it with "rednecks," because I'm gonna wear my hair the way I want to.

Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World had a mullet. He was a cool guy.

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mullet

A hairdo, usually associated with rednecks/trailer park trash, in which the top and front part of the hairdo is short while the back part is long. Commonly stated as "Business in the Front; Party in the Back." as seen in the movie: Joe Dirt

Hey Joe, would you look at the mullet on that woman.

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