MW3

The reason why my girlfriend broke up with me.

*Our text messages* I was "busy" so I could not answer them.

"Hey"
*3 hours later*

"What are you doing?"
*1 hour later*

"Wanna hang out?"
*Another 3 hours later*
"Oh sorry baby I was playing MW3! Srry"

"Ok so u would rathr play that stupid game than hang out with me?"

"Ill tlk after this last 1"

"OMG I'm so done with you!"

FML

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MW3

Refer to "MW2".

Kid 1: Did you see that new COD game that came out?
Kid 2: Ya! You mean MW2!
Kid 1: No. I mean MW3.
Kid 2: MW2.5?

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MW3

more like MW2.5 but still looks better than Black Ops.

MW3 coming out with a new attachment for your C4 how great I'm definitely getting the game!

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MW3

A game made for 9-year-olds who like to hack, "quiskope", and toob. Slated to to release 11/8/11.

9-year-old: OMG, MW3 iz coeming owt soon!!1!

Responsible Adult Who Enjoys Video Games: Fuck that. I'm getting Battlefield 3.

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MW3

the third and hopefully final installment to the modern warfare franchise. about 5 hours of campaign play and up to level 80 in multiplayer. its pretty fun though

soap dies mid-MW3, and you finish as price as a juggernaut killing people and eventually hang makarov from a noose and light up a victory cigar.

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MW3

The newest game in the CoD series. Expected to be trumped by BF3, but, turned out to have more fans.

BF3 player: Dude, you need to get BF3, it is so good
MW3 player: You're an idiot, MW3 is better and will stay that way
BF3 player: Heck, I'll get it

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MW3

MW3 is not black ops, it is the next Modern Warfare that is coming out Nov. 8, 2011.

BoB: Hey Joe, have you pre-ordered MW3 yet?
Joe, No not yet, waiting to get my food stamps money

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