maguire

that guy who force fed hitler poison

maguire killed hitler

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maguire

guy who is a 7 incher by the time hes 13

man, maguire has a huge dick

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maguire

most perfect boy ever to exist i love him

that boy maguire, hes perfect

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maguire

A tall lanky oke with no mates who has hit excessive deflation after vac (this may be due to his tendancy to take dangerous amounts of anabolic steriods).... When he is drunk he vividly talks about his small penis and how he loves boerie in his mouth...

Maguire: hey bro I'm drunk and my penis is small
Maguire: this would be the perfect time for a main boerie

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maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

Maguire

That bitch who fucks all your hoes. The girls all love him and wish to fuck him. He’s also on a period half the time.

MAguire is so hot

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Maguire

He is a god at bmx racing

Maguire could whoop Resses ass on a bmx track

Jk

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