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A play that is rumored in the theatre community to be cursed. No not ever say the name of this play in a theatre when not doing this play. Bad things happen.
This play is often referred to as the "M-word" or "The Scottish play", "The Unmentionable" or simply, "That play", if it is necessary to make reference to it.
Anyone who utters the word must step out of the dressing room, spin around three times, spit, and recite the line "fair thoughts and happy hours attend you" (from The Merchant of Venice) and beg on their knees to be let back in.
Shannon: Hey Jake! Guess what? Macbeth!
Jake: No!!! You can't say that word!
Shannon: Hahaha! It is so fun to mess with you. Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth!
*set colapses*
Shannon: oh, shit.
Jake: Told you so...
Shannon: Shut up.
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Some play that an old guy wrote and now we analyse the fucking spaces in-between the letter
Student: " why do we do so much writing for one letter in an old play "
Teacher: " because we like to suck all the bum juice out of the old guy called Shakespeare and his lovely play Macbeth "
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Say this in my theatre and you die
Only refer to this curse as “The Scottish Play”
:)
I’ll curse you if you say Macbeth in my theatre
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The name of a famous play by WIlliam Shakespeare. Follows the exploits of the English soldier Macbeth, who kills the English king Duncan to become the king of the English empire, only to be brought down by General MacDuff, who wanted for the death of his family by Macbeth's order. Macbeth also has a wife, Lady Macbeth, who goes insane after conspiring with Macbeth.
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infant flatulence that don't result in any actual business - "full of sound and fury, / Signifying nothing."
From the sound of things, I thought that Abby had made a big messy, but it turned to just be a Macbeth.
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Actually, Macbeth became the King of Scotland, not England.
Macbeth is stupid. William Shakespeare is dead. Middle English is dead. So WHY are we still reading his works?
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."
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This dude that was made up by this guy called Shakespeare.
I'm reading this novel called Macbeth it sure sucks!
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