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A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him
A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?