Mad Dog 20 20

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Wanna go to the store and get some Mad Dog 20 20? I’m trying to get drunk as fuck on this magical juice for the low.

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Mad Dog 20/20

Mad Dog 20/20 18% or 13% alc. by vol.

As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. Mad Dog Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that Mad Dog 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in Mad Dog 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.

Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.

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Do you have my bottle Mad Dog 20/20 for me today?

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mad dog 20/20

the. best. alcohol. ever.

cheap ($3-5) wine drink that you can normally only get in Southern states (VA, NC, MS, etc.) which gives the BEST happy drunk in the world. awesomeness in one bottle.

"Karen was hilarous last night!"
"It was the Mad Dog 20/20 from Virgnia that Faith got for her!"

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