Mad Dog Shits

The insane shit you take the morning after drinking a Mad Dog 2020. It smells like whatever flavor you drank. It's nasty.

Guy: "Man , I got the Mad Dog shits. It smells like that grape Mad Dog 2020 I had last night."

Girlfriend: "Let me smell that shit!!!"

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When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out