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A super fun game played by coming up with a list of adjectives, nouns, etc. that end up making a hilarious story.
'First, drink a cup of hot (type of liquid) and stretch out on a/an (adjective) bed in a/an (adjective) position.' turns into 'First, drink a cup of hot vodka and stretch out on a leafy bed in a pretty position.'
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The absolute best game of all time. Better than Monopoly, Sorry, or any other shitty game you could come up with. Could replace the Old Testament with little to no effort.
The maid spilled a hot cup of (shit) all over my freshly pressed (snake bite). I had to go to work the next day wearing a (hardwood floor)!
Your wife? I don't (dick thrust) your wife.
There are no beds, we have to sleep in (Mortal Kombat III game cartriges) or rickety (son of a bitches).
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A Liberal that pulls information from there ass. Just like mad libs a Miz of random words to make an faulty irrational statement.
Damn those protestors are mad libs
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A game that is probably most amusing to 10 year olds. A sentence is written out with blank spots, and in each blank spot you get your friends to insert a word that matches the part of speech specified. Unfortunately, when you're of an age that mad libs are funny, you probably don't fully understand the difference between a noun and a verb, an adjective and an adverb. See example.
I sat down on the ___(noun)__ and proceeded to ___(verb)___ . After that I decided to try to ___(verb)__ very ___(adv)__. I always __(verb)__ when the __(noun)__ is __(adj)__. Isn't it great to __(verb)__?
becomes:
I sat down on the __very__ and proceeded to __book__. After that I decided to try to __run__ very __runningsuit__. I always ___computer__ when the __great__ is __email.__ Isn't it great to __mad libs__?
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Not the fill-in-the-blank game, it's when SJW (Social Justice Warrior) liberals get mad over dumb things.
SJWs: "AIR CONDITIONING IS SEXIST"
Kaylee: "There go some more Mad Libs."
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1. A game during which one sexual partner unsuspectingly attempts to say obscure or unsexy parts of anatomy during "dirty talk" without their mate losing "the mood". If sexual relations still occurs, EVERYONE WINS!
How to play "Sexual Mad Libs"
1. While talking dirty: Oooh baby, your *nostrils* make me so hot. Show me how far you can spread them
2. While talking dirty: Mmmm, I love the way your *pubes* rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
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An illegal interrogation technique using vague statements to entice the targets subconscious mind to fill in the blanks. Developed by the Central Intelligence Agency and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, using reverse engineered Big Brother Thought Police Technology, as well as Psychic Remote Viewing developed by Project MK Ultra in the 1970’s.
They kept violating my 4th Amendment Rights by repeatedly Mad Libbing me. They would say things like “that man did this, but that man did that” and “they all have a photograph”.