Madam Charmaine

This bleeding minger decided that it would be fun to get kidnapped by a bunch of sticky old men with eyebrows that look like caterpillars, and the cherry on top of the moldy pineapple cake baked by satan himself is the fact that these rusty animatronics of chimps stole her meth stash, which is the only reason that vince wriggles through a testicular torsion of a street, a fucking cave, a grave covered in piss, a house built by picasso, a shitty old drag-off of a swamp and carnival that's probably responsible for syphilis. In turn, breaking bad is a good show.

"I am Madam Charmaine, your creator,"

"You also need to brush your fucking teeth you wank-stain"