Made In China Too

Where almost everything comes from.

(Even that special thing you're for sure wasn't).

Boy: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."

Boy: "But whhhyyy?"

Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."

Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"

Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"