Madison, New Jersey

The best town in New Jersey. We have, undeniably, the best center of town. It's amusing watching the pathetic Chatham residents take the long walk of shame into the Rose City. Even spell-check doesn't acknowledge Chatham as a word, whereas Madison is perfect. The high school students, an eclectic group of Madison and Harding residents, are overall smarter, more athletic, and just plain better than those of surrounding towns. If you are looking to move into an overall wealthy, great, and family-oriented town, Madison is the place to be.

Dude, where should we go for lunch?

Uh, isn't it obvious? We gotta get our asses over to Madison, New Jersey.

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