Madonna Strut

The painful shuffle styled walk you awkwardly have to do after receiving pain to the hips, genitals, or upper legs.
Similarly to the shuffle done by Madonna herself, after being pulled off the stage during her Brits performance.

"Damn, I fucked her so hard, she was doing the Madonna strut for weeks."
"Poor little Shauna fell of her trike, and had to do the Madonna strut all the way home."