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The worst president in the history of Venezuela, has an IQ of -64747382828
"Dude here comes dictator Maduro, take me a picture"
" Sorry, I don't take photos of shit"
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The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.
Nicolas Maduro is such an asshole
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Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.
if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet
A chode that can quote a library worth of conspiracy theories but yet always seem to pee stain his pants.
Dude, I went to that party and my boy John was a total Marco Maduro.
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The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.
"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"