Maga-syphilitic

Maga-syphilitic; a person suffering from a disturbing medical condition, oddly associated to only MAGA Republicans. While physical symptoms present the same today as when Girolamo Fracastoro wrote about Syphilis in 1530, this bacterial variant can spread via ideology alone and without physical contact. Along with typical disfiguring effects, the Maga-syphilitic sufferer may also experience loud nonsensical speech, aversion to truth or fact, dangerous and bizarre allegiances to the politically insane, and possess an inexplicable attraction to red ball caps emblazoned with MAGA.

I was flying back to Texas last week and noticed Ted Cruz sitting a few rows up from me…he seemed incredibly uncomfortable in his seat and when he spoke, I thought “oh gosh, could he be one of those Maga-syphilitics I keep hearing about”?

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