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A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.
How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.
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One of four of the theme parks in Walt Disney World Resort, in Orlando, Florida. Sadly one one of Walt Disney's park he could never see after his death in 1966. The Magic Kingdom opened five years later in 1971 after Walt's passing. Other parks in Walt Disney World like Magic Kingdom are Epcot, MGM Studios, and Animal Kingdom. The Magic Kingdom was also home to Cinderella's Castle the pride and joy of the park. Tha Magic Kingdom is also the most crowded park in Walt Disney World and has 7 themed lands.
The best theme park I've been too.
Where I want go on my summer vactions.
A paradise where I can forgot HELL aka school and study and be happy and can never be sad.
"This place makes Six Flags look like the 3rd World."
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Saudi Arabia; an ironic reference to Disneyland, which in many ways is the exact opposite of Saudi Arabia, where shari’a law ensures that fun is non-existent.
"Our friends the Saudis" want to encourage tourism to the Magic Kingdom where Wahabbism reigns supreme. The oppression is so thick though that you think you're in a crap-ass version of North Korea.
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space mtn best ride ever!and mickies premium best icecream
i rode space mtn in magic kingdom yesterday.while i was eating me favorite mickies premium.
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A girl's vagina. This name applies because many people think that a vagina, like the Magic Kingdom, is the happiest place on earth.
After going out with my girlfriend for a month, she finally let me insert my rod into her Magic Kingdom.
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The Magical Kingdom of Exmouthia is the pseudonym of Exmouth a beach resort in Devon due to its association with a heavy drinking culture and general party atmosphere.
" I am heading into the magical kingdom of Exmouthia for a big one "