Magic Warthog

A Warthog used in a game of Halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire Big Team Battle match on Coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its passengers killed. The Warthog previously mentioned along with its passengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. To this date the feat has not been repeated. The driver of said Warthog took to singing Puff the Magic Warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of Halo 2.

"Hey this Warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!"
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."

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Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder

The Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder is a device used toward the end of Halo 3 that is a MAGICAL Warthog (Jeep) that is damn near invincible. It is only considered to be this awesome when it is manned by the Arbiter. (Master Chief...psh)

-"Master Cheef make teh (magical warthog of hope and wonder) heavy, Master Cheef make the Warthog anti-Arbiter. ITS ALL MASTER CHEEFS FAULT!!!"

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