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Pussy so enchanting that a man can’t think about anything or about any other women. Men will do or say anything to have another taste and are continually drawn back to her even though they have broken up. Magic Pussy (MP) is the highest rated Pussy a woman can ever have. Only 1% of women fit into this category.
Kathy’s exes won’t leave her alone. Her Magic Pussy holds a spell over them!
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A pussy so amazingly good that it is reason enough to ignore the woman's flaws. Whether she is annoying, bitchy, boring, ugly, stupid, and crazy, a magic pussy is capable of making up for either or all of these flaws. It is the type of pussy that might belong to a woman who you dislike so much, yet can't get her wonderful pussy out of your head, and you will cry when you can't find another one just like it. =( I miss you so much magic pussy.
Me: Gawd, I hate that stupid bitch, I can't stand her, whenever she talks I just think of ways to kill myself or her. We have nothing in common, and paying for 2 movie tickets and a McDonald's meal seems to much money to spend on her.
Friend: Then why do you keep going out with her?
Me: Cuz she got the magic pussy.
Friend: So what, there are tons of other pussy out there.
Me: Are you stupid or something? I said she has the magic pussy. 'Nough said.
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a pussy that if you stick your dick into it, you'll never get desperate again. You'll be the most confident motherfucker on the face of the earth, and will start to accept girls for who they are, rather than what they got. Very few girls have it. Not all celebrity women have it, even some girls who aren't celebrities, but just very hot bitches have it. approximately 1/1000 jocks have gotten it, and some male celebrities.
I hit the magic pussy and bust both nuts permanently. What a mess, but it felt good tho.
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The area in the vagina that very few men are able to reach during intercourse.
Jack: My 8.5 inch dick has allowed me to reach the Magic Pussy Palace, where I've had more action in a month than most guys get in a year!
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Pussy magic : abstract noun
The magic all women hold between their legs and use to manipulate the world around them with their sexual essence.
Most men do not even know of its existence.
Pussy magic can be emotional, verbal, or physical.
Verbal Pussy magic is when you and a lady have a disagreement, and all of a sudden she says something like " i want you to eat me". She can do this directly or say it through a text message. BUT Now because the male is aroused he has forgotten about said disagreement.
Physical pussy magic is when a lady actually uses her pussy and or lady parts. Example. For years you and your wife have had "good sex". She moans and you think your giving her organisms.
Years later the truth comes out and she can not have an orgasim via penatration and acted them out in her desperation to make your feel like a man and keep you around as her shoulder to lean on.
"Hey john how did Sara become VP of Google?"
" Man, she blew her way through the top of the board of directors; she must know how powerful that pussy magic can be".
" Tom really thinks he wears the pants in his house dosent he?"
" Toms an idiot man, little does he know that his wifes pussy magic is so strong that she has him believing he wears the pants, when actually she wears the pants and has all the car notes and bank accounts in her name."
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"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"