Magnificent Pies

Also with the alias Magnus Pieterson, Magnificent Pies is a mysterrious, mythical character that is found in the city of Derby.
Armed with an array of puns, gags and general chucklemunter material. A minimum 7/10 Laugh in the 'Templeman Scale' is for sure.
Loves banter with his favourite Lads.

Maginificent Pies: Ask me if im a tree
Person 1: Huh?
Magnificent Pies: ASK ME IF IM A TREE!
Person 1 : Are you a tree?
Magnificent Pies : No.

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