Make the World Safe for Democracy

- verb

1. To generate a large amount of excrement noxious enough to offend tyranny, oppression and other forces of evil, allowing for the preservation of Democratic-Republican forms of government and the American brand of freedom.

Patrick: Why are you two in such a hurry?

Elliott: Colton and I have to hurry back to the suite in order that we can Make the World Safe for Democracy.

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