make the man

Military - to be chosen as Supernumary (# 1) at Guard Mount.

By looking sharp and being able to answer military / job related questions presented by The Sergeant of the Guard ('The Man'), the winner not only gets excused from having to perform (tedious) Guard Duty that night, but also is awarded a 3-day pass, and a Letter of Commendation.

Smith, 'I tought your were called for guard duty today. What are you doing here in the barracks?' Did you Make the Man?

Jones, 'Yo dude, I Made the Man again.'

I'll Make a Man Outta You

the best Disney song ever from the movie "Mulan". The most epic and badass too :)

Let's get down to business, to defeat the huns
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mr. I'll Make a Man Outta You

:)

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Make Orange Man President Again

MOMPA, Make Orange Man President Again, political slogan for 2024 US Presidential election. A pun on Make America Great Again.

I'm a MOMPA Republican. Make Orange Man President Again. Anyone's better than Biden.

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Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

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Make the bald man cry

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

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Make the bald man puke

to masturbate

I need to make the bald man puke. Be back in 5.

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it’s enough to make a grown man cry

a phrase the describes something very emotional, something that is enough to make a grown man cry.

“it’s enough to make a grown man cry.. but not THIS man! get back in there tear”