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When a woman squirts out of her vagina during orgasm.
I had Shani'qua making tea the other night!!
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To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.
I took a wicked dump and didn't even wipe. It's okay, I just decided to make tea instead.
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Usually occurs on a very hot day. This event happens when sweat starts to form/accumulate on and around the scrotum.
It's so hot out right now I'm starting to make tea.
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Step 1) Pee into recipients mouth
Step 2) Dip balls into mouth with remaining liquid (teabag)
Step 3) You have made tea
Dog, I made tea with that girl last night, it was lemony
He definitely made bitter tea with that broad
Hey, I hafta pee, lets make tea!
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Step 1) Pee into recipients mouth
Step 2) Dip balls into mouth with remaining liquid (teabag)
Step 3) You have made tea
Dog, I made tea with that girl last night, it was lemony
He definitely made bitter tea with that broad
Hey I hafta pee, leets make tea!
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A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Ok, so who wants tea?
Me
I Do
Yeah I do
"Poo card makes the tea?"
Let's Do It!
To waste time by making a cup of tea.
Person 1: Why arn't you revising?
Person 2: I'm procras-tea-making. Want a cup?
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