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The supposed cute cuddly character from show 'In The Night Garden'.
In reality Makka Pakka is the USSR's highest ranked Red Guard infantryman. This was obtained after Makka Pakka utilised the ovals on the side of his head to detect incoming Panzers Divisions (Most noticably the 7th Panzer Division or 'Ghost Division' which he detected were in fact falling down from the sky upon Soviet Forces.) during the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk.
After WW2 he worked in most Warsaw Pact nations aquiring skills for infiltration. Then after the 'Collapse' of the Soviet Union he was sent to the Night Garden to make it the Red Garden and to sabotage fascist rebellions by the Ninky Nonk. His bike thing is also known as the "Bike of the People".
SOVIET 1: Comrade did you hear that Kommissar Makka Pakka has spread socialism to the Night Garden
SOVIET 2: Yes comrade that is great news but that means he will be quoting Marx for the rest of the year
SOVIET 1:Oh wait he will won't h... oh shit here he comes
MAKKA PAKKA: Comrades do you know the state is a tool of oppression controlled by the bourgeois and shows the innate violence of capitalism!!!
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Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen
Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.
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Makka Pakka is a character in the Cbeebies/Ragdoll Production In The Night Garden.
"Makka Pakka likes to wash faces"
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Makka Pakka is a nonce, a drug addict (cartel link in bio), FBI Agent and a bitch. If you see this makka pakka report to the police. Details: He is 7 inches long and a fat fuck.
Makka Pakka is a nonce
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A Dirty Makka Pakka is where you masterbate Watching In The Night Garden. Making sure to last the whole theme song. And once your finished clean up with a circle sponge with a hole in it.
Carl: Hey Josh want to watch In The Night garden
Josh: only if we can both do the Dirty Makka Pakka
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person 1 "Wigga Nigga Wigga digeligo makka pakka dum dum paaaa"
person 2 "damn no need to be political"
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