Malcom Gladwell

The book-writing hero that sweeps in to arrest Anthony Hardwick. To spawn him just say "Oh, Jamaicanadian!"

Anthony: *touches a 6 year old girl's breasts*
6 year old: "Oh Jamaicanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: Here I come! Youre under arrest anthony pedowick!
6 year old: Thank you soo much!